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[penipu]

let it be known that the dataman gives the best dates and nothing will convince me otherwise ;D can't deny the incredible hands of a talented masseuse

and tho i'm late halloween was lovely darling keigs ;* your pool's fine i promise

gimme some good gossip, work's boring

edit: hey oshitari the lovely keigo told me to come to you for all the up to date gossip on his personal life ;* whatcha got for me?

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[ever_yanagi]

We should go again sometime. Maybe after Seiichi wins something so I can afford it.

Of gossip: Do you remember Nao from middle school? I hear he's opened up a manscaping salon.

[penipu]

def <3 he has the next one out of the bag, so we can start planning

ooo ya i do, tell me more

[ever_yanagi]

It sounds like you might like somewhere even more luxurious.

Rumor has it that it's a happy ending sort of place.

[penipu]

i always have something up my sleeve, you know this ;D

now my question is whether or not it's done all by him

[ever_yanagi]

Well, that's what I like about you.

I'm not sure it would stay in business if it were.

[penipu]

it's not 'cause of my devilish good looks? ;*

you're right needs more variety wonder if it's worth it

[ever_yanagi]

That changes every other day, so it's no use depending on such a thing.

Do you even require manscaping?

[penipu]

what about the other day every other day? ;*

nah, not really ;D

[ever_yanagi]

Now you're just fishing for compliments.

I thought not.

[penipu]

yeah, you gonna give me 'em? ;D

[ever_yanagi]

Hmmm... I suppose your face is good enough but a bit pointy. Your hair's a bit dry, too.

[penipu]

i thought you were into angles ;D excuse u i used a deep conditioning treatment

[ever_yanagi]

That chin is dangerous, Masaharu.

That won't save you from all the dye.

[penipu]

it's either that or teeth your pick ;*

it was specifically for dyed hair

[ever_yanagi]

At this point, I might take the teeth.

Oh dear. False advertising.

[penipu]

well, then aren't you going you in for a treat ;D

why are you like this :(

[ever_yanagi]

Should I be glad that I got my tetanus booster shot?

Rest assured that it's still pretty, crunchiness aside.

[penipu]

i mean, it depends on how hard you want to be bitten ;*

well, maybe you should come with me with my next appointment and decide how i should cut it ;D

[ever_yanagi]

Have mercy.

Is that a good idea?

[penipu]

oh, so hardest? ;*

you'll make me beautiful

[ever_yanagi]

Oh dear, will I be able to show myself in a public bath ever again after you're done?

How about a hime-cut like Genichirou?

[penipu]

prolly not, hope you weren't counting on it, guess it's gotta be a private bath

absolfuckinglutely not sir

[ever_yanagi]

I suppose I'll have to resign myself to that.

It'd be cute.

[penipu]

just you wait ;*

hell to the n o it would not be

[ever_yanagi]

I will indeed.

How about a perm?