t-minus 9

[penipu]

[ 'kay so, here's the deal <3

two nights in kyoto at this quaint little place

day #1 comes with a date here and get beautiful pictures 'cause yes plz. dinner, private bath, garden viewing, blah blah, all of that stuff. insert goodies from kk here f'you got 'em.

day #2 comes with shopping and sightseeing during the day to wherever you wanna see most, just gotta get here in time for a private little tea thing

then we're seeing this thing which pretty much looks as cool as it comes, so yeah

repeat evening from day #1 unless you have other better ideas and then we'll wander back home to tokyo whenever we damn well please the next day

questions? comments? concerns? ;* ]

it's cold and i hate it </3

who wants in on a little secret?

Comments

[penipu]

to dataman

[ always up to experiment, too ]

you're right, i'm sold, now who's coming to cuddle

i told a photographer to get bent

[ever_yanagi]

To Masaharu

[ There's this really interesting contraption that arrived recently. It's more amusing than sexy, but perhaps we'll get a laugh out of it.]

I'm sure there would be many volunteers.

Did the photographer deserve it?

[penipu]

to dataman

[ sounds interesting, def i'm game, does it make weird noises? ]

you volunteering?

yes, totally unprofessional, leering eyes, you know the sort

[ever_yanagi]

To Masaharu

[Yes, like a squeaky rubber chicken.]

Give me 20 minutes, 30 if you want snacks.

Ah. He definitely deserved it then. Has your agency blacklisted him yet?

[penipu]

to dataman

[ fuck yeah, rubber chicken. is it soft? ]

snacks are nonnegotiable

they're looking into it

[ever_yanagi]

To Masaharu

[It's about the texture of cooked squid. ]

I thought so. See you in thirty minutes.

If they do not come to a satisfactory conclusion, let me know.

[penipu]

to dataman

[ if you're bringing cooked squid to bed i'm curious what the next stage is ]

;* <3

oho you gonna do your stuff?

[ever_yanagi]

To Masaharu

[Mayonnaise.]

I hope you have drinks.

If necessary.

[penipu]

to dataman

[ you gonna squirt it everywhere? ]

ofc i do what do you take me for

you'll be the first to know <3

[ever_yanagi]

To Masaharu

[Surely a more judicious method of application would be more appropriate?]

Excellent.

[penipu]

to dataman

[ where you thinking ;* ]

you're the best

[ever_yanagi]

To Masaharu

[That's a surprise.]

I suppose I should restock your groceries while I'm at it.

[penipu]

to dataman

[ keeping me on my toes ]

my groceries are fine

[ever_yanagi]

To Masaharu

[Don't you like it that way?]

Your pocky stash does not count.

[penipu]

to dataman

[ never get bored that way ;* ]

it's grown ten times since you saw it last

[ever_yanagi]

To Masaharu

[True.]

Right. I'm going grocery shopping. It'll be an additional ten minutes.

[penipu]

i'll judge you on your grocery shopping skills

[ever_yanagi]

Anything I get is a vast improvement over the current status of your pantry.

[penipu]

i have apricots </3

[ever_yanagi]

Are they dried? It's not remotely near apricot season.

[penipu]

and absolutely covered in sugar

[ever_yanagi]

Then they don't count, either.

[penipu]

there's a sad cabbage in the fridge